Thursday, November 09, 2006

Random


Today has been one of those vague days. I have a craving to write, but have nothing to write about, so I figured why not get a little random.

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A report in the midday today says item girls across the city are a happy lot because Rakhi Sawant is locked up at Big Boss’s for three good months; giving them a chance to up their business considerably. The paper has also been very kind to list each girl’s price per show, just in case …

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Promos of Himesh’s debut are out. He is now threatening the mortal world with a disaster called Aap kaa Surroor - The moviee, the real luv story. (Yes, movie is now moviee and love is now luv). The nasal menace claims this to be his very own tragic love story. My reaction, ye gods, he has a love story!

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Going ahead with the filmi connection, Lindsay Lohan says she fears an end like Princess Di. ROFL. The poor delusional child. But then eating disorders do that to you right?

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Dear old Ram Jethmalani says Jessica Lal was killed by a Sikh man ... no Mr Jethmalani, that was Indira Gandhi, remember?

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Vilas Rao bravely fell asleep during a 'How to counter the terrorist threat' meet. Wonder if it was thinking about Money Money Money that put him to sleep ...

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Shoaib Akhtar has done it again, at least allegedly. He is said to have slapped Bob Woolmer. Kind of got me thinking, whom would I slap if the opportunity presents itself? Let’s see I’d start with V.P. Singh (yes, I am political like that), Himesh (good old prejudice), Kashmera Shah (she’s annoying, yes yes, I watch Bigg Boss), Ektaa Kapoor (she still spells it like that, right?), RGV (Basanti, Nisha Kothari, please!) Beckham (just), that damn referee Poll (robbing Drogba of a goal like that, scum!) Bobby Jindal (such a fart), Alonso (just), Sonia Verma (she is on TV right now, she is so dead, it's irritating) … this is turning into a very long list, and I haven’t even started yet …

7 comments:

G said...

Well done you!

I haven't seen Big Boss yet and I'm wondering if we could let the cat amongst the pigeons to really get the TRP's soaring. I vote we send Mika into that house to keep the Idiot Sawant company. Whoo Hoo

I refuse to comment on Himesh Reshwotshisface.

WHAT is a Lindsay Lohan? Does she mean she's going to meet a Fayed as well? Does she have an eating disorder? She should come see me, I'll show her what an eating disorder is.

I could so easily chokeslam Ram Jhootmalani for his ranting on CNN and his last couple of days in court. I hope his client fries.

Vilas Rao slept the content sleep of a father who knows his son is well settled.

Shoaib Akhtar - No Comments here. More on my blog. Heh, pardon the shameless advertising.

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Anonymous said...

nega, "money money" CANNOT be the reason vilasbhau was sleeping. i just watched the movie and see it's 1.48 am and i'm awake!

riteish as a woman for two hours will give you sleepless nights for 2 weeks. and chunky pandey as a nepali ganglord will cover the next 2.

Anonymous said...

Nice post...Rakhi Sawant is a ghat and seriously agree we shd throw Mika in just to c..I think I vaguely admire RS..she is a cheap whore and shows herself to be one atleast unlike the other fake bimbettes in the house!! Carol Bloddy Gracias needs a slep and so does Anupama Verma for existing..they shd bomb tht fucking show! Mwah

Neha said...

g:
the mika idea is fab!

anticaps:
you brave brave woman!

kits:
why wld you want to bomb the show! it's spectacular ...

G said...

Hello,

Alive?